do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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