brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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