12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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