my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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