so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
