summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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