we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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