Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
