I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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