so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There's always time for handjobs
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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