Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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