if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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