How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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