Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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