dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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