Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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