There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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