can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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