Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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