it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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