So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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I need you to use more vowels.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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