Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Your penis caused this!
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