I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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