Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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