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We got so high we made milksteak
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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