What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.