also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The Olympian is in my bed
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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