I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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