i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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