ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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