Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.