I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have feelings that need drinking.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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