Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.