we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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