If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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