Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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