We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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