I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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