it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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