I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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