Whod you bang
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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