why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So vagazzling was a success
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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