Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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