And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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