you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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