we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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