So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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