bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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