thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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