Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.