Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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