Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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