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Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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