I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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