hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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