The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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