piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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