she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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