She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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