i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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