Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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