Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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