He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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