gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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